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I dont think one page is enough to describe a full human being. Its impossible so ill add more when i feel like it.
Ok lets start now!!!!
I am a hopeless case. there is no way to explain me so i guess ill use made up examples of celibrities saying nice things about me to make me feel good inside.

"Colin Is The Image Of Male Sexuality"
Nataile Portman

"Colin Kicked The Shit Outta Me"
Vin Deseil

"Colin makes life worth living"
Brad Pitt

"He Put me outta a job, now all I have is a beer and a long winding road."
Jesus

Thats enough.
I love msuic more then i love life. which isnt really a great thing to compare it to seeing as how my life is dull and void of entertainment. I listen to most anything. and im not like those penisheads how say tehy listen to everything but ill bet if i whipped out some Blood Brothers they would run home to their parnets. I listen to everything from Cradle Of Filth to Gwen Stefiiniiuinuinininin *so hot and yet so hard to spell!!!*

i have serious spelling problems caused by a crappy education.

my school is really stupid and most of the teachers dont understand their own courses

i like to film things. me and kenzie do a few shitty movies that suck but there is hope for us, maybe, hopefully, no. no. there is no hope. but we will try.

recently i have decided to become a soul reeper and steal peoples souls. this si done with the help of ben, the soul drinker. this makes class more fun and freaks the hell out of most people.

i wear blazers as often as i can. i hate my hair, face, body. i have no self confidence. oh well.

my family travels alot, id rather if we didnt seeing as how it is sometimes fun but most of the time is me cramped in the back of a car wiht everyone mad at me. we went to austrilia, that was fun, then we went to mexico this year, not so fun. i like my family but they piss the hell out of me. they are all unlike me, my dad is closest to me but we are too alike in some ways and too different in others. this leads to arguments.

i love the written word. i cant write but i would like to. i need to meet more people worth talking to. maybe they will rub off on me.

i work at the co-op. its not bad but i can see it getting worse. everypone else hates it but after Caters who is clincally insane everything is just peachy. man he is messed

did anyone ever read all this? anyone? so if not here are some thoughts. does anyone else find it funny as hell that the examples of good intrests are cheese, women. cheese?!?!? who would include cheese as a interest? like sure you can like cheese maybe even love it but for it to be a major part of your life? also isnt it funny how they said women? they obviously predicted the amount of horny guys and wanksters who would go on here looking for ladies. oh my the world is sad. but am i any better? i just go on here to realease anger and prevent writing news in emails. that and the amount of people i can make angry in just one update is pretty impressive really. yup.

also im in a cult, Order 66, if you are interseted in joining just talk to me or kenzie. its not a cult that does much, its really just a cult that is there so you can say you are in a cult. there are skill testing questions so beware. if you climb the ladder perhaps you will get to attend the feasts that we hold sometimes.

I also am one half of the amazing band, Coaster Proof. check us out on new music and prepare to be changed forever.

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